Friday, September 19, 2003
Jokes for the day... SmiLE :)
Mother was scolding the daughter,
"I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb."
"No, momma," she said,
"He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month!"
"Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this?"
"The truth is that she has a big mouth!"
"I don't like the guy you are going out with. He is too dumb."
"No, momma," she said,
"He is going to be a doctor and he has already cured me of that illness that I used to have every month!"
"Your secretary said publicly that you have a small penis, would you comment on this?"
"The truth is that she has a big mouth!"
Wednesday, September 17, 2003
Why so quiet?? Here some jokes to cheer up...
Man 1 : "My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my bird and say '1st gear, 2nd gear...'"
Man 2 : "My wife is worse! She puts my bird inside her and say 'Full tank please'."
Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your salary; it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble!
Man 2 : "My wife is worse! She puts my bird inside her and say 'Full tank please'."
Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman's period?
Answer : Your salary; it comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble!
Tuesday, September 16, 2003
Thursday, September 11, 2003
so quiet
i wonder why no body post anything here.......
where are those people who usually post here.....!!!!!
where are those people who usually post here.....!!!!!
Sunday, September 07, 2003
Burn Finance Department! Hahahha...
Haiz.. Finance individual test is coming.. but all of us yet to know whether we are on the right track.. then juz test us like that.. taking advantage of us only.. =( All of us should know wad we are doing for our project.. But how we know we are doing the right way.... Haiz...
